Akibas Trip Undead and Undressed poses a very real danger to humanity
That’s right, you heard. Ban it! BAN THIS SICK FILTH! So today NIS America revealed that Akibas Trip Undead and Undressed, this horrible, degrading little game – this sexual assault simulator that contains (no, glorifies!) gang assault will be hitting the shores of Europe on October the 10th.
I’m not sure EXACTLY when the boat carrying the games is going to arrive – but when I find out, I’ll be right at the harbor-side pitchfork in one hand, bible in the other, ready to give the beat-down to the any of the filthy smut-peddlers who dare set foot on our hallowed isle!
I have had the displeasure of playing this game FIRST HAND – and my goodness did it make me f̶e̶e̶l̶ ̶s̶e̶x̶y̶ burn with incandescent rage. It reminds me of that time I stepped out of the bath, slipped on my Hello Kitty bra and panties (hey, don’t judge me – they were a 50-50 poly-cotton mix, AND it was a Tuesday) and caught sight of myself in mirror…
So appalled was I, I ran down to the kitchen and raked my bare nipples with a cheese grater – the searing pain in some way making up for the shame leaking from every fiber of my being.
This is why I always dress in total darkness. Now if you don’t mind I… I… don’t think I can type any more.
Jesus might be watching.
WARNING: Akiba’s Trip: Undead and Undressed is coming out on the 10th of October in Europe. US readers will BE JUDGED in August sometime – the 5th I think.
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