Funny screenshots full of sexual innuendo
on Jun 02 by

Funny screenshots full of sexual innuendo

This probably says more about me than I’m comfortable with. Ever since I played Harvest Moon: A New Beginning last year, I’ve been randomly collecting funny screenshots. When I say ‘funny screenshots’ – I mean stupid screenshots that, for one reason or another, have made me chuckle to myself like the ridiculous man-child I am.

 

I was going to delete them over the weekend, and then though I should probably save them on here for posterity’s sake.

 

So here we go – here are some funny screenshots that I find amusing. Maybe you will too. Maybe you’ll make the conscious decision never to return to this website ever again…

 

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Don’t do it Link – you’ll never look Zelda straight in the eyes again.

 

 

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Let me just stop you there old man. Seriously, stop. right. there.

 

 

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On second thoughts, maybe I don’t need to go see your husband after all.

 

 

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You know what Soseki? I couldn’t agree more.

 

 

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Yeah, because I go to the bathroom with my friends ALL THE TIME. Separate stalls right?

 

 

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This gives me flashbacks to the summer vacation I had when I was 14 years old.

 

 

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Hometown Story shows its more… sinister side. I think it’s time we ran Philip outta town.

 

 

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Yeah, like THAT’s going to help.

 

 

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Well… if you insist Yuffie. Not going to lie, I’ve been thinking of this particular adventure for the last ten years or so.

 

 

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Pokemon, like Harvest Moon – is a veritable treasure trove of innuendo, as this next one will testify.

 

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Honestly, I could have made a innuendo feature just using Pokemon screens alone.

 

 

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You remember that bit in Legend of Mana where you read from your unpublished Secret of Mana fan fiction, right?

 

 

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You’re going to do WHAT to his squirrel? Some things are above and beyond the call of duty Lan – I think you might have just crossed that line.

 

 

Suikoden 2

I don’t remember Suikoden being THIS filthy. I just hope there’s no QTE or minigame.

 

 

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Well if that wasn’t the worst part, I think I’ll skip the rest of Tales of Graces, thanks.

 

 

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Thanks Gray. It’s good to know I have options when things get a little lonely.

 

 

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Why that’s… very accommodating of you… (thanks Crazy Arcadia)

 

 

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Another of those games where the innuendo is rife. Sometimes intentional – sometime’s amusingly accidental.

 

 

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Great, that’s settled then. It’s nice to know we can all be honest with each other. Anyone for a beef bowl?

 

 

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Er, we will?! I mean, sure – this is a sacrifice I’m willing to make…

 

 

 

 

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I honestly don’t know why I found this one so funny. The possibilities are truly endless. Is it the way Rinoa is half squatting? Or the way the the others are pretending not to be a part of whatever it is that’s going on here?

 

That’s it – actually, I do have some more, but they’re kinda tenuous, and I don’t want to show myself up any more than I have already.

 

*runs*



  • TheExile285

    XD

  • Henrik Blomgren

    hahahahaha loved them all. And people complain about Agarest, Ar Tonelico and Neptunia. Nintendo have been doing this for years!

    • I ♥ Japanese Games

      I had a few for Ar Tonelico – but I get the feeling with all of those that they were totally intentional, I think most of the ones above are purely accidental :)

      • Henrik Blomgren

        For Ar Tonelico. In the later games yes they were intentional. First one? Hm not 100% sure there. Maybe.

  • Ace

    This is great. =)

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/findlay27 Hawk Ward

    This brings me back to the days I called Epona “my bitch”, amongst other… vile imaginative names that sprawled from the hat of childhood.Games that allow you to name your characters have room to be the most lewd :D

    But truly, I doubt I’m alone in saying this, though sexual innuendos are without a doubt one of life’s greatest forms of entertainment!

    EDIT: ILJG – How about a flash from the past?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfX4c6Z4uwE

  • João Carlos Honório Pedro

    Wait, what are the 5th and 6th games?

    • IS | 桂木

      5th game is Conception II, 6th game is Etrian Odyssey

  • albireoimma

    The Persona 4 one is actually a reference to Hiimdaisy’s comics. Not an innuendo they put in. If it turned out to be one, that’s Hiimdaisy’s credit.

    • I ♥ Japanese Games

      That screenshot is from the PS2 original, which pre-dates Hiimdaisy by a year or so…

  • Marcus Delby

    I can confirm that I LOL’d at least five times.

  • zeroroute

    speaking of pokemon, here’s some more http://www.dorkly.com/post/52979/weirdly-sexual-references-in-pokemon. the 70 inches one, LOL

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    Hahha.. Really nice ^_^