Funny screenshots full of sexual innuendo
on Jun 02 by

Funny screenshots full of sexual innuendo

This probably says more about me than I’m comfortable with. Ever since I played Harvest Moon: A New Beginning last year, I’ve been randomly collecting funny screenshots. When I say ‘funny screenshots’ – I mean stupid screenshots that, for one reason or another, have made me chuckle to myself like the ridiculous man-child I am.

 

I was going to delete them over the weekend, and then though I should probably save them on here for posterity’s sake.

 

So here we go – here are some funny screenshots that I find amusing. Maybe you will too. Maybe you’ll make the conscious decision never to return to this website ever again…

 

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Don’t do it Link – you’ll never look Zelda straight in the eyes again.

 

 

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Let me just stop you there old man. Seriously, stop. right. there.

 

 

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On second thoughts, maybe I don’t need to go see your husband after all.

 

 

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You know what Soseki? I couldn’t agree more.

 

 

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Yeah, because I go to the bathroom with my friends ALL THE TIME. Separate stalls right?

 

 

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This gives me flashbacks to the summer vacation I had when I was 14 years old.

 

 

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Hometown Story shows its more… sinister side. I think it’s time we ran Philip outta town.

 

 

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Yeah, like THAT’s going to help.

 

 

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Well… if you insist Yuffie. Not going to lie, I’ve been thinking of this particular adventure for the last ten years or so.

 

 

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Pokemon, like Harvest Moon – is a veritable treasure trove of innuendo, as this next one will testify.

 

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Honestly, I could have made a innuendo feature just using Pokemon screens alone.

 

 

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You remember that bit in Legend of Mana where you read from your unpublished Secret of Mana fan fiction, right?

 

 

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You’re going to do WHAT to his squirrel? Some things are above and beyond the call of duty Lan – I think you might have just crossed that line.

 

 

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I don’t remember Suikoden being THIS filthy. I just hope there’s no QTE or minigame.

 

 

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Well if that wasn’t the worst part, I think I’ll skip the rest of Tales of Graces, thanks.

 

 

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Thanks Gray. It’s good to know I have options when things get a little lonely.

 

 

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Why that’s… very accommodating of you… (thanks Crazy Arcadia)

 

 

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Another of those games where the innuendo is rife. Sometimes intentional – sometime’s amusingly accidental.

 

 

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Great, that’s settled then. It’s nice to know we can all be honest with each other. Anyone for a beef bowl?

 

 

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Er, we will?! I mean, sure – this is a sacrifice I’m willing to make…

 

 

 

 

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I honestly don’t know why I found this one so funny. The possibilities are truly endless. Is it the way Rinoa is half squatting? Or the way the the others are pretending not to be a part of whatever it is that’s going on here?

 

That’s it – actually, I do have some more, but they’re kinda tenuous, and I don’t want to show myself up any more than I have already.

 

*runs*