Hatsune Miku sex doll you can insert your penis into for money
on March 3, 2017 by

Hatsune Miku Project Mirai DX - JUST £19.99!!!
Hatsune Miku Project Mirai DX - JUST £19.99!!!
Released: Out Now
Format: 3DS
Publisher: Sega
Developer: Sega
Hatsune Miku sex doll you can insert your penis into for money

Oh God, here I go again. This friday, why not treat yourself to three glorious minutes of intercourse with a Hatsune Miku sex doll. You won’t get paid for it, as my title suggests – what I meant was, that you have to pay for the privilege. No one is going to pay you to have sex with a Hatsune Miku Sex Doll. Ever.

 

Actually, there are TWO LIES here already. The other lie is that this isn’t really a Hatsune Miku Sex Doll at all. ‘Her’ real name is Aki, and she is just one of a collection of silicone ‘beauties’ available for your pleasure, courtesy of LumiDolls at a Barcalona brothel. Here she is:

 

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Let’s face it though, Aki is TOTALLY going for the Hatsune Miku look. And being completely honest with you, I have definitely entertained the thought of sexual congress with the squeaky virtual songstress on at least three occasions.  

 

Terrifying isn’t she? I have been reliably informed that she will warm to your touch – which means that she is the polar opposite to my ex-girlfriend. And that can only be a good thing.

 

Lets look at the boobs shall we?

 

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Oh. My. goodness. I haven’t been this aroused, since I found myself lost in the vinyl flooring section of Carpet World.

 

This is what 80 Euros will get you. One whole hour with this poseable rubber prostitute. Apparently, for an extra 20 Euro you also get access to ‘Medias’. What could be more sexy than spending 15 minutes bending and manipulating rubber limbs into ‘enticing’ positions while The Vengaboys’ ‘We Love to Party‘ blares out in the background.

 

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The downside to all this is that you can’t actually buy one of these directly – you have to rent one by visiting the establishment itself. A fact which suggests a member of staff will be on hand to clean and sanitise Aki once you’ve, um… finished.

 

Imagine putting THAT under ‘Employment History’ on your CV.

 

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