The bags of Comiket 83
on Jan 07 by

The bags of Comiket 83

Yes, that’s right – I said BAGS. While the likes of E3 like to hand out oversized cardboard pouches with pictures of bald men holding big weapons – Comiket likes to do things differently. It likes to send a grown man walking though the train station holding something that might not give his mother a heart attack – but will definitely get him arrested.

 

So without further ado – I’d like to give you the Top Five Bags of Comiket 83!

 

 

 

It might not look like much – but it’s got it where it counts, making it abundantly clear what you’re taking home with you. The bag reads:

 

“On the way home from Comiket. I’ve bought loads of adult doujins. I’m looking forward to getting home mufufufufu.”

 

 

Advertisement for ‘Dangan’ one of those super-chunky manga that are so popular.

This one reads – “I can’t even use it to wipe my bum.”

A different kind of class that one.

 

 

A subtle one this one – but also kinda creepy.

This bag simulates what it must be like to hold a girl by the hand. A touching moment between father and daughter… no, wait, that came out all wrong…

 

 

 

Ladies and gentlemen the piece de resistance! Not to be outdone – and reaffirming the fact that we are in no way sexist – this bag simulates what it must be like to hold a grown man by the crotch.

 

The bag even has two sides in order to maximize comedy value.

 

If you’re wondering why it’s not a top five or a top ten – honestly, some of those bags? Definitely NSFW.

And we do still want to retain some dignity.

 

Thanks to My Game News Flash. 

 



  • Go2hell66

    need those bags!

  • http://twitter.com/MarcusDelby Marcus Delby

    lol – how did I miss this. Epic bags.