Breaking: Capcom Reveal Truth Behind Women’s Sleepwear with New Chun-Li DLC

on September 26, 2017 by

Breaking: Capcom Reveal Truth Behind Women’s Sleepwear with New Chun-Li DLC

Before now I’ve merrily skipped through life having no idea what women wear to bed for sleep purposes. Not that I’ve had a problem with that. After all, curiosity killed the cat, like that guy in Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark where that guy’s face melts off. I can’t be having any of that. My face is the moneymaker.

 

But thankfully Capcom has done the job for us. As part of a new batch of costume DLC for Street Fighter V, Chun-Li is getting three new outfits to take to the streets. Undercover clothes for her policin’, beachwear for her beachin’, and sleepwear for her sleepin’. This is the outfit Chun-Li wears to bed.

 

Chun-Li Sleepwear - Breaking: Capcom Reveal Truth Behind Women's Sleepwear with New Chun-Li DLC

 

Though she spends most of her time keeping the peace, even Chun-Li needs sleep to recover for the tough trials to come. Bring her sleepwear into battle to become your opponent’s worst nightmare. (x)

I’ve checked in with numerous sources (whom I cannot name) and can confirm that Capcom are correct. This is what all women change into for their sleepwear.

 

Chun-Li Apron Breaking: Capcom Reveal Truth Behind Women's Sleepwear with New Chun-Li DLC

 

We’re talking skimpy top, weird mini-crotch-apron, and a pair of crocs. It’s the only way to cosy on up and tuck in. This is absolutely the sleepwear look of this season.

 

Chun-Li Crocs - Breaking: Capcom Reveal Truth Behind Women's Sleepwear with New Chun-Li DLC

 

This raises so many questions, the answers for which I can never know the answers to. Why crocs in bed? Why do you need a flappy min-apron for in bed!? Please type all answers in the comments section below, then select your comment and hit delete — because I don’t want to know. My heart-rate needs to remain stable at all times, and I’m already getting dizzy thinking about the late night cooking possibilities that apron promises.

 

Chun-Li’s sleepwear DLC costume, as well as the other new DLC outfits, will retail at $4 or 70,000 Fight Money. This is the same price women’s apron-crocs sleepwear costs in real life.

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