PS4 owners are the biggest perverts – and other things we learned from the latest Porn Hub Stats

on January 10, 2020 by

PS4 owners are the biggest perverts – and other things we learned from the latest Porn Hub Stats

Yes, that’s right – if you’re a PS4 owner, it’s fair to say* you’re a much bigger pervert than Xbox owners. Courtesy of the latest 2019 Porn Hub Stats release (an annual event I look forward to with worrying enthusiasm) we’ve broken down the tastiest morsels for you and applied some sweeping generalisations for your amusement.

 

Goggles on perverts.

 

 

PS4 OWNERS ARE THE BIGGEST PERVERTS

Yeah, that’s right. While Sony furiously fan their delicate faces and whimper ‘please don’t look at the anime girls’, you’ve all taken a stand in the only way you know how – by firing up the PS4’s Sony Browser and pointing it at the biggest porn zone on the planet. I mean, Sony REALLY doesn’t want to you to look at the panstu, but they are TOTALLY OKAY with you staring through their Sony Window to access ALL the disgusting Hentai. Well done you – and well done Sony.

 

 

PS VITA ISN’T DEAD

Its not dead, because there are A LOT of people watching porn through it. Shout outs to everyone under their duvets watching Porn though their 3DS‘ though. You guys and girls are the true heroes.

 

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RUSSIA LOVES HENTAI

I mean, just look at that big ‘HENTAI’ stretched all over Russia. Who would have thought a nation known for Vodka, electoral interference and the persecution of the LGBTQ+ community was also (not so secretly) fapping to tentacle porn.

 

What was most interesting about the recent Porn Hub Stats was just how much Hentai people seem to be watching. If you’re 18-24 for example, Hentai is the second most-watched category. As I catapult my face towards middle age at terrifying velocity, I am heartened to know that the next generation of sex-crazed weebs are truly stepping up to the mark.

 

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EVERYONE LOVES JAPANESE PORN

Interestingly, ‘Japanese’ is the most searched term on Porn Hub across all age categories – unless you’re over 65, in which case it’s the second most searched category. It’s also the most viewed category overall. After ‘Japanese’, ‘Hentai’ is, overall, the most searched category – though interestingly it’s only the 4th most viewed category.

 

 

I can only conclude, perhaps rightly, that while lots of people are searching for it – they’re probably not super into what they’re seeing. Guess there is hope for humanity after all.

 

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EVERYONE WANTS TO BANG ZELDA

What is wrong with you people? Is nothing sacrosanct?! Zelda? Descendant of the Goddess Hylia? I mean, there comes a time when we have to draw the line, right? Overwatch and also Apex Legends searches, feature pretty high on the list – and honestly, fill your boots with that trash – but Zelda? ZELDA?!

 

Somewhere out there, you can guarantee someone searched for ‘Wind Waker Zelda’. If that’s you, make no mistake, you are a monster.

 

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What is perhaps even more worrying about these Porn Hub Stats, is the amount of people searching for Pokemon. But then I did write this article, so perhaps I shouldn’t be so surprised. I mean, who hasn’t fantasised about a night of carnal depravity with Bidoof.

 

 

There’s a while world of stats to explore from Porn Hub – most of them not specifically Japan or Gamign related. If you want to deep dive into all the Porn Hub Stats on offer – you can reach them here. Joking aside, they really do make for some interesting reading.

 

 

 

* completely unfair to say, but what other headline is going to whip up those clicks. Why not point out that the larger PS4 number is probably due to the installed base for the console, for example? That would have been the decent, honest thing to do. But anyway, what do I know – I watch all my porn though my mums Ouya.

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