Valkyrie Drive Age Rating Announced by ESRB – “Sexual Moaning Sounds Can Be Heard”on September 21, 2016 by Oscar TK
Everyone loves reading the ESRB’s rating for games, right!? The Valkyrie Drive age rating has now been announced by both PEGI (16) and ESRB (M), with the ESRB as usual providing a nice little straight to the point description of what the game contains, including “sexual moaning sounds can be heard”.
This is action-adventure game in which players assume the role of young girls searching for a cure for a virus. As players explore an island environment, they use swords to engage in hack-and-slash combat against robots and human enemies. Battles are frenetic and are accompanied by sword slashes and slow-motion effects. By inflicting damage, players can cause some opponents’ clothing to rip apart, revealing lingerie/underwear or partially nude bodies—breasts/buttocks obscured by bright lights. A handful of cutscenes also depict female characters with exposed buttocks and partially obscured breasts. In one massage-based mini-game, players “touch” hearts placed over a female character’s body (e.g., chest, pelvic area, posterior); sexual moaning sounds can be heard. Dialogue also contains references to sexual material (e.g., “I’m gonna get you back for fondling my sister’s boobs” and “Then you’ll take advantage of her whenever she lets her guard down and start fondling her boobs and thighs.”). The word “sh*t” appears in dialogue.
There is something always delightful about reading a dry description of something so lewd. This is also why I pay commuters on the train to read it to me slowly into the poor quality microphone on my phone. It basically gives me ASMR just reading the text.
As you can see by the ESRB description Valkyrie Drive -Bhikkhuni- is a pretty full-on game. Gotta love the choices of example dialogue. We previously wrote about their description for Gal Gun, which is also worth taking a look at if that’s… you know… your “thing”.
Valkyrie Drive -Bhikkhuni- releases on PlayStation Vita 30th September in Europe, and the 11th October in North America. Look forward to “exposed buttocks” and a wonderful “island environment”.